Fonics

Somebody told me, the Nuns or one of my Mother's nutty friends, or somebody told me, that Phonics was named after the Phoenecians because they were such good spellers. SPELLers!? What the hell were they spelling, Roman numerals?
My son Philip, age 8, wants to work at the shop in the worst way. The other day he had half of the flour bins pulled out and was sweeping behind them.
"How much money do you think I've made so far?" he asked.

After that job he made a new card for the cream puffs, his favorite. It read:

CREAM PUPH

$1.25

Not one customer noticed.